Put your boston terrier on a magazine cover.
Upload one photo and your boston terrier becomes this month's cover star of Modern Mutt — deadpan interview, suspiciously specific stats, a feud with the usual suspects, the works. Free to make and share. The clean, frame-ready file is $7.99.
What makes boston terriers good cover material.
A dog in permanent formalwear who has never once behaved formally. One of the first breeds developed in America, the Boston was nicknamed the American Gentleman on the strength of the markings alone, which tells you how far a good outfit gets you. The tuxedo does real comedic work on a magazine cover: the portrait says black tie, the interview says the couch is missing a cushion and nobody saw anything.
Three boston terriers, three completely different covers.
Nothing below is a template with a boston terrier's name dropped into it — it is what the engine actually wrote for three different boston terriers, from three different sets of answers.
Luna — a velcro, lazy boston terrier, sworn enemy of the squirrels, best known for zoomies:
On Fame, Snacks, and the Squirrels
- The great tree standoff — Hours invested. Zero squirrels apprehended. Morale unbroken.
- A boston of rare distinction — Setting a standard the others pretend not to notice
- Off the clock — Retired at birth, and thriving under the new arrangement
"I'm not difficult. I'm selective."
578 treats negotiated · 5 squirrel standoffs survived · 4 dramatic sighs per hour
Moose — a chaotic, dramatic boston terrier, sworn enemy of the mailman, best known for the full sprawl:
Meet the Boston Running the Entire Household
- A boston of rare distinction — Setting a standard the others pretend not to notice
- Feelings, at volume — A range insiders describe as theatrical and untreatable
- Horizontal, professionally — Occupies a bed built for three. Regrets nothing.
"I regret nothing and remember everything. The mailman knows what it did."
432 treats negotiated · 33 mailman standoffs survived · 6 dramatic sighs per hour
Daisy — a dramatic, chaotic boston terrier, sworn enemy of the Roomba, best known for the guilt stare:
The Boston Everyone's Suddenly Talking About
- The guilt stare — The look that's emptied a thousand plates. You're next.
- The robot question — It moves on its own. That is reason enough.
- A boston of rare distinction — Setting a standard the others pretend not to notice
"No further questions. Unless there is cheese. The Roomba knows what it did."
1,366 treats negotiated · 63 Roomba standoffs survived · 7 dramatic sighs per hour
Recent cover stars from other breeds:
One photo. Sixty seconds.
A clear, front-on shot of your boston terrier works best.
Traits, a sworn nemesis, a signature move — we write every word from there.
Share it free, or grab the clean 8.5×11 file and frame it.
Free to make. $7.99 to keep.
Watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 320 DPI — prints true-size on letter paper at home.
The fine print, minus the fine print.
What do I get with a boston terrier cover?
Making and sharing the cover is free (it carries a small watermark). The paid download is a clean, watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 320 DPI for $7.99 — it prints true-size on letter paper at home or at any print shop.
How does it work?
Upload one photo of your boston terrier, pick a personality, a sworn nemesis, and a signature move — our deadpan editorial engine writes the whole cover in about 60 seconds. No account needed.
Is my photo kept private?
Yes. Covers live at an unlisted link only you can share, they're never shown publicly or used for advertising, and free covers are automatically deleted after about 30 days.
Can I send it as a gift?
That's the classic move: make the cover free, share the link with family, and anyone — including the grandparents — can grab the print-ready file.
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