Put your cavalier king charles spaniel on a magazine cover.
Upload one photo and your cavalier king charles spaniel becomes this month's cover star of Modern Mutt — deadpan interview, suspiciously specific stats, a feud with the usual suspects, the works. Free to make and share. The clean, frame-ready file is $7.99.
What makes cavalier king charles spaniels good cover material.
Named for a king and behaving like one ever since. Charles II was so attached to his spaniels that they were reportedly allowed anywhere in the palace, and no Cavalier since has heard anything to contradict it. They are professional companions: they don't so much follow you as accompany you, which they consider a finer and quite different thing. The interview reads like royalty granting an audience, because functionally it is.
Three cavalier king charles spaniels, three completely different covers.
Nothing below is a template with a cavalier king charles spaniel's name dropped into it — it is what the engine actually wrote for three different cavalier king charles spaniels, from three different sets of answers.
Pepper — a chaotic, athletic cavalier king charles spaniel, sworn enemy of the squirrels, best known for stealing socks:
On Fame, Snacks, and the Squirrels
- A cavalier of rare distinction — Setting a standard the others pretend not to notice
- The one that got away — It happens daily, and it still haunts
- Laundry day: a crisis — Every pair now a single. Detectives suspect an inside job.
"I'm not difficult. I'm selective."
1,076 treats negotiated · 68 squirrel standoffs survived · 7 dramatic sighs per hour
Peanut — a dignified, regal cavalier king charles spaniel, sworn enemy of the mailman, best known for the guilt stare:
Twelve Minutes With Peanut, Who Is Busy
- A cavalier of rare distinction — Setting a standard the others pretend not to notice
- Eye contact, weaponized — Held until something is surrendered. It always is.
- The mailman situation — A threat report filed, loudly, at 11am sharp
"I am not a morning dog. I am not an evening dog. I am a snack dog."
1,350 treats negotiated · 59 mailman standoffs survived · 9 dramatic sighs per hour
Gus — a velcro, dramatic cavalier king charles spaniel, sworn enemy of the cat, best known for screaming at nothing:
Apologizing for Absolutely None of It
- A cavalier of rare distinction — Setting a standard the others pretend not to notice
- Three feet, maximum — A shadow with a heartbeat and no concept of doors
- Feelings, at volume — A range insiders describe as theatrical and untreatable
"My schedule is full. I cannot tell you with what."
766 treats negotiated · 67 cat standoffs survived · 5 dramatic sighs per hour
Recent cover stars from other breeds:
One photo. Sixty seconds.
A clear, front-on shot of your cavalier king charles spaniel works best.
Traits, a sworn nemesis, a signature move — we write every word from there.
Share it free, or grab the clean 8.5×11 file and frame it.
Free to make. $7.99 to keep.
Watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 320 DPI — prints true-size on letter paper at home.
The fine print, minus the fine print.
What do I get with a cavalier king charles spaniel cover?
Making and sharing the cover is free (it carries a small watermark). The paid download is a clean, watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 320 DPI for $7.99 — it prints true-size on letter paper at home or at any print shop.
How does it work?
Upload one photo of your cavalier king charles spaniel, pick a personality, a sworn nemesis, and a signature move — our deadpan editorial engine writes the whole cover in about 60 seconds. No account needed.
Is my photo kept private?
Yes. Covers live at an unlisted link only you can share, they're never shown publicly or used for advertising, and free covers are automatically deleted after about 30 days.
Can I send it as a gift?
That's the classic move: make the cover free, share the link with family, and anyone — including the grandparents — can grab the print-ready file.
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