Put your corgi on a magazine cover.
Upload one photo and your corgi becomes this month's cover star of Modern Mutt — deadpan interview, suspiciously specific stats, a feud with the usual suspects, the works. Free to make and share. The clean, frame-ready file is $7.99.
What makes corgis good cover material.
A herding dog on a chassis that was plainly a compromise. Corgis are brisk, bossy, and built to nip at cattle heels while staying below the kick. On a cover that history is the gift: enormous working credentials, delivered by something roughly the shape of a loaf.
Three corgis, three completely different covers.
Nothing below is a template with a corgi's name dropped into it — it is what the engine actually wrote for three different corgis, from three different sets of answers.
Pixel — a athletic, mischievous corgi, sworn enemy of the Roomba, best known for zoomies:
Photographed Moments Before Doing It Again
- The witching hour — Calm for twelve hours. Then, without warning, velocity.
- The Roomba uprising — Bravely standing between us and the machines
- A corgi of rare distinction — Setting a standard the others pretend not to notice
"I bark because I care. I care constantly. The Roomba knows what it did."
1,389 treats negotiated · 22 Roomba standoffs survived · 9 dramatic sighs per hour
Moose — a derpy, lazy corgi, sworn enemy of the vacuum, best known for the guilt stare:
Meet the Corgi Running the Entire Household
- A corgi of rare distinction — Setting a standard the others pretend not to notice
- The suction menace — A lifelong grudge against an appliance that cannot hear
- Beautifully unbothered — Gets away with everything. Has never once tried.
"I bark because I care. I care constantly. The vacuum knows what it did."
1,302 treats negotiated · 49 vacuum standoffs survived · 9 dramatic sighs per hour
Daisy — a anxious, velcro corgi, sworn enemy of the squirrels, best known for counter-surfing:
She Breaks Her Silence
- A corgi of rare distinction — Setting a standard the others pretend not to notice
- Counter-surfing — A relentless one-dog campaign for the high ground
- Three feet, maximum — A shadow with a heartbeat and no concept of doors
"People say I've changed. I haven't. That's the problem."
1,159 treats negotiated · 49 squirrel standoffs survived · 5 dramatic sighs per hour
One photo. Sixty seconds.
A clear, front-on shot of your corgi works best.
Traits, a sworn nemesis, a signature move — we write every word from there.
Share it free, or grab the clean 8.5×11 file and frame it.
Free to make. $7.99 to keep.
Watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 320 DPI — prints true-size on letter paper at home.
The fine print, minus the fine print.
What do I get with a corgi cover?
Making and sharing the cover is free (it carries a small watermark). The paid download is a clean, watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 320 DPI for $7.99 — it prints true-size on letter paper at home or at any print shop.
How does it work?
Upload one photo of your corgi, pick a personality, a sworn nemesis, and a signature move — our deadpan editorial engine writes the whole cover in about 60 seconds. No account needed.
Is my photo kept private?
Yes. Covers live at an unlisted link only you can share, they're never shown publicly or used for advertising, and free covers are automatically deleted after about 30 days.
Can I send it as a gift?
That's the classic move: make the cover free, share the link with family, and anyone — including the grandparents — can grab the print-ready file.
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