Put your pug on a magazine cover.
Upload one photo and your pug becomes this month's cover star of Modern Mutt — deadpan interview, suspiciously specific stats, a feud with the usual suspects, the works. Free to make and share. The clean, frame-ready file is $7.99.
A taste of what the engine writes for a pug — this is Mochi's:
On Fame, Snacks, and the Roomba
- The Roomba uprising — Bravely standing between us and the machines
- Eye contact, weaponized — Held until something is surrendered. It always is.
- Officially uninsurable — Locally famous, beloved everywhere, and banned from two rooms
"I'm not difficult. I'm selective."
967 treats negotiated · 49 Roomba standoffs survived · 8 dramatic sighs per hour
One photo. Sixty seconds.
A clear, front-on shot of your pug works best.
Traits, a sworn nemesis, a signature move — we write every word from there.
Share it free, or grab the clean 8.5×11 file and frame it.
Free to make. $7.99 to keep.
Watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 320 DPI — prints true-size on letter paper at home.
The fine print, minus the fine print.
What do I get with a pug cover?
Making and sharing the cover is free (it carries a small watermark). The paid download is a clean, watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 320 DPI for $7.99 — it prints true-size on letter paper at home or at any print shop.
How does it work?
Upload one photo of your pug, pick a personality, a sworn nemesis, and a signature move — our deadpan editorial engine writes the whole cover in about 60 seconds. No account needed.
Is my photo kept private?
Yes. Covers live at an unlisted link only you can share, they're never shown publicly or used for advertising, and free covers are automatically deleted after about 30 days.
Can I send it as a gift?
That's the classic move: make the cover free, share the link with family, and anyone — including the grandparents — can grab the print-ready file.
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