Put your yorkshire terrier on a magazine cover.
Upload one photo and your yorkshire terrier becomes this month's cover star of Modern Mutt — deadpan interview, suspiciously specific stats, a feud with the usual suspects, the works. Free to make and share. The clean, frame-ready file is $7.99.
What makes yorkshire terriers good cover material.
A ratting terrier from the Yorkshire mills, now most often found in a purse, and no less a terrier for it. Yorkies are bold out of all proportion to their size, wearing the coat of something far more delicate. The cover keeps the working-class origin story, which is the funniest part.
Three yorkshire terriers, three completely different covers.
Nothing below is a template with a yorkshire terrier's name dropped into it — it is what the engine actually wrote for three different yorkshire terriers, from three different sets of answers.
Peanut — a dramatic, athletic yorkshire terrier, sworn enemy of the cat, best known for zoomies:
Twelve Minutes With Peanut, Who Is Busy
- Feelings, at volume — A range insiders describe as theatrical and untreatable
- The cat did it — A defense offered daily, and believed by absolutely nobody
- A yorkie of rare distinction — Setting a standard the others pretend not to notice
"Every meal is my last meal. It's not drama, it's policy. The cat knows what it did."
1,649 treats negotiated · 55 cat standoffs survived · 8 dramatic sighs per hour
Daisy — a anxious, chaotic yorkshire terrier, sworn enemy of the skateboards, best known for zoomies:
Inside the Secret Life of a Yorkie
- A yorkie of rare distinction — Setting a standard the others pretend not to notice
- Officially uninsurable — Locally famous, beloved everywhere, and banned from two rooms
- On high alert — Everything is a threat, and everything has been logged
"Every meal is my last meal. It's not drama, it's policy. The skateboards know what they did."
925 treats negotiated · 57 skateboard standoffs survived · 4 dramatic sighs per hour
Biscuit — a regal, mischievous yorkshire terrier, sworn enemy of the Roomba, best known for the guilt stare:
Meet the Yorkie Running the Entire Household
- A yorkie of rare distinction — Setting a standard the others pretend not to notice
- Adorable and unrepentant — Innocent in every photo, involved in every incident
- The Roomba uprising — Bravely standing between us and the machines
"I am not a morning dog. I am not an evening dog. I am a snack dog."
1,239 treats negotiated · 14 Roomba standoffs survived · 9 dramatic sighs per hour
Recent cover stars from other breeds:
One photo. Sixty seconds.
A clear, front-on shot of your yorkshire terrier works best.
Traits, a sworn nemesis, a signature move — we write every word from there.
Share it free, or grab the clean 8.5×11 file and frame it.
Free to make. $7.99 to keep.
Watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 320 DPI — prints true-size on letter paper at home.
The fine print, minus the fine print.
What do I get with a yorkshire terrier cover?
Making and sharing the cover is free (it carries a small watermark). The paid download is a clean, watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 320 DPI for $7.99 — it prints true-size on letter paper at home or at any print shop.
How does it work?
Upload one photo of your yorkshire terrier, pick a personality, a sworn nemesis, and a signature move — our deadpan editorial engine writes the whole cover in about 60 seconds. No account needed.
Is my photo kept private?
Yes. Covers live at an unlisted link only you can share, they're never shown publicly or used for advertising, and free covers are automatically deleted after about 30 days.
Can I send it as a gift?
That's the classic move: make the cover free, share the link with family, and anyone — including the grandparents — can grab the print-ready file.
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